Saturday, 24 May 2014
Programmer Responses!!
Some sample replies that you get from programmers when their programs do not work:
“It works fine on MY computer”
“It worked yesterday”
“It must be a hardware problem”
“What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?”
“You must have the wrong version”
“Somebody must have changed my code”
“Why do you want to do it that way?”
“I thought I fixed that”
“It works fine on MY computer”
“It worked yesterday”
“It must be a hardware problem”
“What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?”
“You must have the wrong version”
“Somebody must have changed my code”
“Why do you want to do it that way?”
“I thought I fixed that”
Who Is Who?
A Project Manager is the one who thinks 9 women can deliver a baby in 1 month
An Onsite Coordinator is the one who thinks 1 woman can deliver 9 babies in 1 month
A Developer is the one who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver 1 baby
A Marketing Manager is the one who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman
are available
A Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby
A Tester is the one who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby